The only time Kreayshawn will ever be mentioned on this blog

Posted on February 22, 2012 by



You all remember Kreayshawn, right? Posh white girl from 2011, looked a bit like Joe Cornish in drag, completely failed to happen in any way shape or form. Anyway, being as she already leaked nude photographs of herself in the internet in a desperate attempt to stay relevant, and with there being very little sign of a “Perfect Exceeder”-style joint ever coming out in order to shoot her into the fame-o-sphere, she’s stuck on Twitter shouting out her ever-dwindling number of followers. Which is nice.

Now, even low-tier British celebrity magazines are covering CM Punk vs Chris Brown, so we can’t add any more to that. And Brown keeps deleting his Twitter messages, which makes it impossible for those of us who don’t have the time to liveblog a wifebeater’s interactions with a professional wrestler at work to keep up. But, I hereby present to you a legitimate correspondance between Breezy and Kreazy related to professional wrestling:

Chris Brown: I miss the real wrestlers! (Hacksaw Jim duggan, Brett the hitman heart, coco beware, rowdy roddy piper) #Notnopunks

Kreayshawn: and GOLD DUST!

Chris Brown: u got that one! Goldberg was the shit!

There’s truly only one thing you can say after that:

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