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50 Wrestlers Who Might Die in 2012: #10 – #1

December 21, 2011 by


10. “Superstar” Billy Graham (born September 10, 1943) Who: You remember that bit in The Rutles where that old blues guitarist is all like “I invented the Everley Brothers, Frank Sinatra and Lawrence Welk” and his missus all “lol no?” Well, in wrestling that blues guitarist is “Superstar” Billy Graham and his wife is literally […]

50 Wrestlers Who Might Die in 2012: #20 – #11

December 20, 2011 by


20. Matt Hardy (born September 23, 1974) Who: Roly-poly former six-time former WWF Tag Team Champion and the man responsible for providing all of the new breed of internet wrestling dirt sites with at least 30% of their news stories. Matthew’s had a pretty exciting two years: at WrestleMania XXV he won an Extreme Rules […]

50 Wrestlers Who Might Die in 2012: #30 – #21

December 19, 2011 by


30. Bob Orton Jr. (born November 10, 1950) Who: Ten-gallon hat-wearing pretend cowboy from Kansas City who started off his career wrestling under the Falcon Entertainment-friendly name of “Young Mr. Wrestling”. Appeared in the corner of Paul Orndorff and Rowdy Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania I, but thankfully he didn’t prioritise his wrestling career over his […]

50 Wrestlers Who Might Die in 2012: #40 – #31

December 18, 2011 by


40. Kurrgan (born October 26, 1969) Who: The workrate provider for both The Truth Comission and The Oddities. Went a number of months I can’t be bothered to calculate both undefeated and without being knocked to the floor, allowing Ken Shamrock to “get heat” by knocking him over in a Royal Rumble. Those were simpler times. […]

50 Wrestlers Who Might Die in 2012: #50 – #41

December 17, 2011 by


50. Ricky Morton (born September 21, 1956) Who:  The man who this very blog is named after. One half of the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, a legitimate A-line star during the 80s, the king of the “face-in-peril” spot and one of the true greats of tag team wrestling. However, let’s ignore all of that and […]

50 Wrestlers Who Might Die in 2012: The Intro

December 17, 2011 by


As you would have noticed if you were Jona Lewie’s accountant, it’s currently December. Now, as a wrestling blog, we have certain obligations to fulfill in this month. One of them is that we’re meant to take inspiration from the terminally obese neckbeards and social failures at WrestleCrap and go “Hey, Remember Xanta Claus? Hey, […]