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Promo Copy: New Jack

December 1, 2011 by


I’ll tell you what worries me about this blog. It’s the fact that, like most slowly dying men with a lingering concern for the world of professional wrestling, I like my stuff old. At least a decade ago. And that’s a long time because, as of right now, it’s over a decade since the end […]

Promo Copy: Dick Murdoch

November 23, 2011 by


  How much do you trust Bad News Allen? I don’t think I trust him that much. This is an irrational belief though: in a world of bullshitters, Allen always told the truth about his Olympic successes, taking home a bronze in the 1976s heavyweight judo category. But when a wrestler gets into the world […]

Promo Copy: #1 Andy Kaufman

November 4, 2011 by


An irregular feature on wrestling’s finest promos. Without promos, wrestling becomes essentially meaningless, an exercise that amounts to nothing more than amateur boxing evening down the local boys’ club except with one or two of the contestants dressed as cowboys and evil clowns. I think the inability to understand this is why so many wrestling […]