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Chief Jay Strongbow is dead

April 3, 2012 by

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It’s taken over three months for it to happen, but PlayingRickyMorton.com is proud to announce that the first of the 50 guys we predicted to drop dead this year, Chief Jay Strongbow, has performed his last racially insensitive raindance at the age of 83. We had him as our #21 pick, meaning that the twenty-player […]

I killed Doug Furnas

March 3, 2012 by

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I think being a gay dude who runs one of those cliché Intelligent Gay Dude blogs must be a fucking blast. I hate women and have to sublimate that into a string of failed relationships and an obsession with sociopathic cultural forms. These guys hate women and can play that off into liveblogging episodes of […]

Ten Bell Salute: Kamala’s foot

November 11, 2011 by

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Writing a blog on professional wrestling offers you precious few chances to quote Ta-Nehisi Coates at length. However, we can always dip into his memoirs for his story about arguing, as a child, with his brother as to whether the grap game was fake. His father helpfully clarified this for them by gesturing at “The […]

Ten-Bell Salute: Sir Jimmy Savile

October 30, 2011 by

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There was a worry at PlayingRickyMorton HQ that we’d launch with a cloud over the site’s head, what with Barry Windham’s dalliances with death this week. Thankfully, at press time the Smoking One is still alive so we don’t need to open on a 3,000 epic about his WCW Worldwide feud with Dustin Rhodes back […]